男人的脑到底在想些什么

On Friday night, Andy & I decided watch this show



Yes! KING KONG~~ Roooaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs~ We have been travelling from cinemas to
cinema wanted to get a pair of movie tickets as this is a new show on board... Island wide theater had almost fully sold out.
We initially wanted to watch it at Lido, as the seats there are much
comfortable, but unexpectedly.. all sessions tickets were all sold out for that day. !@X%*&@* so we got no choice, and proceeded to Bugis Junction.

The queue was not really long at Bugis, while we were approaching the ticket booth, we saw this so and so promotion, "CitiBank Credit Cards user get free large pop corn" , so I was suggested to Andy.. "Eh.. 用你的 Credit Card leh.."
He suddenly me gave that kind of wanted to "pang sai" look... then I asked,

Me:Eh， what happen to you?

Andy: I got "feeling".

Me: Har? but is almost our turn?

Andy: 你先用你的Credit Card ，等一下还回给你

Me: Don't want lah.. doesn't matter, 你给我你的"CARD"我帮你"SIGN" (Andy's signature is very simple and can easy forge, I did it several times =P)

Andy: (eyes open wide) Har??????? 真的吗?

Me: (nodded my head) 是!

Andy: 我不是在作梦吧?

Me: (At that moment I feel something not right..) 你听到我说了些什么?

Andy: Give me that kind of corny look.... 你说... 要我把我的"COCK"给你帮我"SUCK" lor

Me:$%#X!$#!@！#*X

So much different and yet he can hear wrong!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy， you "cao yi lang" uh?

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